Dirty Daddy

Welcome to Daddy’s World. Son of Americas dad Danny Tanner and Joe Dirt with a splash of uncle Jesse if they could’ve somehow had a love child. That love child would be me. What am I here for you ask? Well let me tell you. My specialty is getting baby oil and No!! Not on that diddy sh#t!! But putting baby oil all over my kitchen floor then get into a sleeping bag and pretend I’m a slug. Plus I got a pretty huge wang I take pics and show as well for the right price. Hit me up with what you want. No butt stuff tho that’s like 1000times the price.