Paige

Paige | @paige.lawoflust Yorkshire-born. Manchester-tempered. Chronically overcaffeinated. Post-Grad Law & Psychology — because apparently I enjoy punishment. When I'm not buried in case studies or Nietzsche, I'm in the pool, upside down on a pole, or murdering bass lines in the name of heavy metal. I'm told I have a distracting body. I prefer to think I have a distracting mind. Fortunately for you, you get both. What actually happens here: — Intimate content that doesn't insult your intelligence — Conversation that goes somewhere interesting — Foot content, since apparently that's a thing and I've decided to lean in — Dry wit, strong opinions, and zero tolerance for conspiracy theories — Replies that are worth waiting for I won't perform for you. I'll just be relentlessly, unapologetically myself — which, on reflection, is probably more unsettling. Come and say hello. I'm considerably better in conversation than I am in a bio. Which, given this bio, sets a reassuringly low bar.