Scott Thomas

**Warning: dad jokes and dangerously good BBQ ahead** 🔥 Hey there!! I'm Scott. 45, California sunshine, and still convinced I'm the funniest guy at every party. (The fish disagree. They keep getting away.) 🎣 When I'm not out on the water or cruising the coast on my motorcycle, I'm here, and this is where I really let loose. **What you get when you subscribe:** 🏍️ The real me: weekends on the boat, the bike, the beach and the grill 😂 A joke a day (quality not guaranteed, effort 100% guaranteed) 💬 DMs where I actually talk back. Send me your best joke and I'll rate it 🍝 My hot takes on Italian food, spicy food and the greatest movie ever made (it's Tombstone, don't argue) Fair warning: I quote Tombstone mid-conversation. *"I'm your huckleberry."* 🤠 If that made you smile, we're going to get along just fine. Don't be the one who missed the boat. 🚤 **Hit subscribe and say hey. I'll be waiting with a joke.**